I Have a Slight Obsession with Emoticons.

As you may (or may not) have noticed from my entries, I love to use emoticons.
Here is what I think the emoticons SHOULD say:

:) I'm happy but my mouth is huge

:D I need to breathe, but happily!

:P I have a lump growing on my lip. I may need medical help.

:O GASP!

:3 I'm a cat! Or I have a butt as a mouth.

;) I have candy and a puppy in my van, children...

<3 Some number is less than 3.


Here are a few that aren't as common:

:I Chewing gum, or holding my breath.

D: I'm a rebel because I face the opposite way!

\(.:.....:.)/ RAWR! I'm a scary monster!!!

:0:::( I have a  runny nose.

:0:::::::::::::( I have an EXTREMELY runny nose.

#!?:[ Bad hair day, much?

:{D I have grown a mustache!

:O iiiiii Happy birthday! I also want to eat some candles....

::) I have new glasses! Or I am an alien mutant.

~D| This is what I need in the morning.

==[:)~ Abe Lincoln
($_$) I love money so much, I've decided to stick dollars bills into my eye sockets.

Have fun using one of those ^ in your blog! ;) (And no...I am not luring in little kids in my spare time...or am I?)