There's an Alien On My Face.

I woke up today and I found a THING growing on my face. It is basically a small bump on my eyelid. I feel as though this "zit" is a rebel and and wanted to be different from any other...so he/she/it/heshe chose to grow on my eye. Or maybe it was trying to find my face but he was drunk or something and wound up somewhere else.

Alas, this thing is really nasty looking so I have a few methods to try to solve my problem:

1.Wear a cool hat.

Who doesn't like hats? Especially if they're tall and made out of fruit. Everyone will be distracted from my eye.

2. Wear sunglasses.

I don't think this will work that well since it's the middle of winter and it has been snowing nonstop.

3. Wear an eyepatch.

This will only work if I turn into a pirate.

4. Continously hammer at my eyelid.

One word: OUCH!

5.Cover my eye with my hair.

This will make me look emo.

6. Eat some pie.

This is my best solution yet.