Today I was shopping at Costco when suddenly, I saw a bald man in a burnt sienna and orange robe like thing with flip-flops in the middle of winter. I've seen pictures with monks in them but I had never seen one in real life. I decided it was my chance to talk to a real, living, breathing, BALD MAN IN A ROBE!
Me: Hi! Are you a monk?
Monk: Are there four seasons on Earth? Does the sun set everyday?
Me: I'm guessing that's a yes? Anyway, what you doing at Costco? Aren't you supposed to be on a strict diet or something?
Monk: Not really.
Me: Aw... you're not cool dude. You're normal!
Then. I walk quickly away and hope his magical monk powers don't create a ravenous dragon-beast to chase after me.
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